Estate
agent speak:
“It's
a real fixer-upper, compact and bijou, full of character and a
real steal for the price!”
Human Translation:
It needs shed-loads of work and money spending on it, It's pokey
and small and at this price no one in their right minds would
buy it!
Features a cartoon of a house for sale. The text doesn't refer
particularly to either sex and so is suitable for male and female
Estate Agents.
We
strongly recommend that you personalise this Ode for FREE by choosing
your own title ie/ "Ode to Martin - The Estate Agent"
you also have the option to send us a favorite photo to replace
our graphic which will create a really special and
personal gift.